Once I Get Outside My House In

There Are Lines That I Know Are Going To Get A Belly Laugh, But After A Few Shows I Get Sick Of Hearing Myself Say Them So I Drop Them.

The Manic Pursuit Of Success Cost Me Everything I Could Love: My Wife, My Three Children, Some Friends I Would Have Liked To Grow Old With.

When You Lose A Lover It's Like Getting A Bad Haircut. It Grows Back In Time.

There Are Certain Romances That Belong In Certain Cities, In A Certain Atmosphere, In A Certain Time.

You Don’t Swing Where You Sleep.