Once I Get Outside My House In

There Are Lines That I Know Are Going To Get A Belly Laugh, But After A Few Shows I Get Sick Of Hearing Myself Say Them So I Drop Them.

Wishing, Hoping And Regretting Are The Most Common And Dangerous Tactics For Evading The Present.

A Man Is Not Complete Until He Has Seen The Baby He Has Made.

You Name It And I've Done It. I'd Like To Say I Did It My Way. But That Line, I'm Afraid, Belongs To Someone Else.

I Didn't Hate Being 60 As Much As I Had 50.