I Go To A Better Tailor Than

The Purpose Of Man Is Like The Purpose Of A Pollywog - To Wiggle Along As Far As He Can Without Dying; Or, To Hang To Life Until Death Takes Him.

I Go To A Better Tailor Than Any Of You And Pay More For My Clothes. The Only Difference Is That You Probably Don't Sleep In Yours.

The Ablest Lawyers Are Always Associated With The Biggest Fees.

Instead Of Yielding To Idle Conversation It Might Profit One To Cultivate Silence And Contemplation.

Whenever I Hear People Discussing Birth Control, I Always Remember That I Was Fifth.