People In This World Are Not Often

Everything Serious That He Says Is A Joke And Everything Humorous That He Says Is Dead Serious.

When I Was A Boy I Was Told That Anybody Could Become President. I'm Beginning To Believe It.

Everybody Is A Potential Murderer. I've Never Killed Anyone, But I Frequently Get Satisfaction Reading The Obituary Notices.

Thirteen States With A Population Less Than That Of New York State Alone Can Prevent Repeal [of Prohibition] Until Halley's Comet Returns. One Might As Well Talk About A Summer Vacation On Mars.

You Can Only Protect Your Liberties In This World By Protecting The Other Man's Freedom.