I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.

Dilbert: Evolution Must Be True Because It Is A Logical Conclusion Of The Scientific Method. Dogbert: But Science Is Based On The Irrational Belief That Because We Cannot Perceive Reality All At Once, Things Called Time And Cause And Effect Exist. Dilbert: That's What I Was Taught And That's What I Believe. Dogbert: Sounds Cultish.

Tell Me What You Need, And I'll Tell You How To Get Along Without It.

The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.

The Human Mind Is A Delusion Generator, Not A Window To Trurh.

If I Had To Pick One Quality That Best Predicts Success (other Than Wanting To Be Successful) It Would Be The Willingness To Risk Embarrassment.