The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone

Be Careful That What You Write Does Not Offend Anybody Or Cause Problems Within The Company. The Safest Approach Is To Remove All Useful Information.

On The Keyboard Of Life, Always Keep One Finger On The Escape Key.

Your Inability To See Other Possibilities And Your Lack Of Vocabulary Are Your Brain's Limits, Not The Universe's.

I Believe Everybody In The World Should Have Guns. Citizens Should Have Bazookas And Rocket Launchers Too. I Believe That All Citizens Should Have Their Weapons Of Choice. However, I Also Believe That Only I Should Have The Ammunition. Because Frankly, I Wouldn't Trust The Rest Of The Goobers With Anything More Dangerous Than String.

Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not Enough Coffee.