I Get Letters From Women, And They

I Get Letters From Women, And They Say, 'i Love Your Roman Nose.' If I Weren't On Tv And I Walked Past That Same Woman, She'd Go, 'did You See The Beak On That Guy?'

It Usually Takes Two People A Little While To Learn Where The Funny Buttons Are And Testy Buttons Are.

Researchers Have Discovered That Chocolate Produces Some Of The Same Reactions In The Brain As Marijuana. The Researchers Also Discovered Other Similarities Between The Two But Can't Remember What They Are.

So You Can Look Me In The Eye And Say That You Are A President Committed To Cleaning Up The Environment?

The Fact That You Fell Out Of Bed Makes Some People Think You Had More Than One Drink Before You Called For Help.