I Get A Wild Hair Up My

I Want To Make Someone Walk Straight, But I've Left My Sons Nothing But Wars.

My Father Was Always Telling Himself No One Was Perfect, Not Even My Mother.

When People Tell You They Saw Your Last Picture - Well, The Way They Say It Sounds Like They Hope It Was.

I'm What You Call A Deathbed Catholic.

I Only Go To Mass When Somebody Asks Me, But When I Get In Trouble I Call For A Priest.