I Was Always The Second Heavy.

I Only Go To Mass When Somebody Asks Me, But When I Get In Trouble I Call For A Priest.

I'm What You Call A Deathbed Catholic.

I Want To Make Someone Walk Straight, But I've Left My Sons Nothing But Wars.

My Father Was Always Telling Himself No One Was Perfect, Not Even My Mother.

I Collect Antiques. Why? Because They're Beautiful.