I Find Christmas Very Difficult.

I Don't Iron Anything. Never Have And Never Will.

And Make No Mistake, My Friend, Your Pointless Life Will End; But Before You Go, Can You Look At The Truth?

Popular Music Is Slowly Being Laid To Rest In Every Conceivable Way... The Ashes Are Already About Us If We Could But Notice Them.

I'm Capable Of Looking On The Bright Side. I Just Don't Do It Very Often.

They Are Very Tame To Me. God Bless Noel, I'm Sure He'll Always Have A Spot On 'bob's Full House', But I Search For Something With More Bite And Rage.