I Find Christmas Very Difficult.

There's No Blame Placed At Kate Middleton, Who Was In The Hospital For, As Far As I Can See, Absolutely No Reason . . . She Feels No Shame About The Death Of This Woman. The Arrogance Of The British Royals Is Staggering, Absolutely Staggering.

You Are Bound To Pick Up Influences.

Music Is Like A Drug, But There Are No Rehabilitation Centres.

People Like Me Prove That You Can Survive Without Romance, Even Though You End Up A Bit Unbalanced And You Tend To Argue With Your Own Reflection.

I Always Thought My Genitals Were The Result Of Some Crude Practical Joke.