The Queen Is The Ultimate Dictator.

What's The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up In The Morning? Wish I Hadn't.

If You Must Write Prose Or Poems, The Words You Use Should Be Your Own. Don't Plagiarize Or Take 'on Loan'. There's Always Someone, Somewhere, With A Big Nose, Who Knows, Who'll Trip You Up And Laugh When You Fall.

Long Hair Is An Unpardonable Offense Which Should Be Punishable By Death.

Age Shouldn't Affect You. It's Just Like The Size Of Your Shoes - They Don't Determine How You Live Your Life! You're Either Marvellous Or You're Boring, Regardless Of Your Age.

Now I Know How Joan Of Arc Felt.