I Enjoyed Writing For Someone Elses Voice,

I Let A Friend Set Me Up On A Blind Date. It Was A Disaster. She Ended Up Being A Burn Victim. By The End Of The Night.

I Got Into Comedy Because I Wanted To Get Into Writing.

Do Whatever You Want To Do, Whenever You Want To Do It

The Opposite Of Sad Is Down's Syndrome.

Father's Day Makes Me Wish I Could Talk To My Dad Just One More Time, Instead Of All The Time.