I Don't Watch That Much Comedy. I

I Never Really Understood What Was Expected Of Me As A Man, Or How I Was Supposed To Interact With Women, But Worse, With Other Guys. I Did Not Relate To Them.

I Feel No Obligation To Teach My Readers Anything, To Impart Any Sort Of Wisdom, To Teach Any Sort Of Lesson, To Instill Any Sort Of Morality. All I'm Trying To Do Is Make Them And Their Parents Laugh.

I Used To Need The Character But As I've Gotten Older I Need It Less And Less - I Prefer To Play Some Version Of Myself. To Approach Any Acting Job As Me Just Being Me.

I Loved Dungeons & Dragons. Actually, Not So Much The Actual Playing As The Creation Of Characters And The Opportunity To Roll Twenty-sided Dice. I Loved Those Pouches Of Dice Dungeon Masters Would Trundle Around, Loved Choosing What I Was Going To Be: Warrior, Wizard, Dwarf, Thief.

The Atkins' Diet Is Where You Eat Bacon For Six Or Seven Months...and The End Result Is That You Lose Weight. Because You're Dead.