I Don't Want To See The Uncut

You Can't Sleep Until Noon With The Proper Elan Unless You Have Some Legitimate Reason For Staying Up Until Three (parties Don't Count).

A Lawyer Is Never Entirely Comfortable With A Friendly Divorce, Anymore Than A Good Mortician Wants To Finish His Job And Then Have The Patient Sit Up On The Table.

I Know What I Wish Ralph Nader Would Investigate Next. Marriage. It's Not Safe, It's Not Safe At All.

Don't Be Silly. I'm A Mature, Intelligent Woman. Of Course I'm Afraid Of My Mother.

The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.