I Don't Want To Find The Secret.

I Was Influenced By Every Comedian I Ever Saw Work. That's The Only Way You Learn How To Do It.

You Should Have A Value System. You Can Win If You Stick With Your Value System.

I Think You Should Be A Child For As Long As You Can. I Have Been Successful For 74 Years Being Able To Do That. Don't Rush Into Adulthood, It Isn't All That Much Fun.

I Think There Are Still Words You Can't Use In Family Entertainment That You Can Use In A Sitcom Today.

Comedians Are Never Really On Vacation Because You're Always At Attention... That Antenna Is Always Out There.