I Don't Want To Deconstruct What I

If You Take A Shower With Your Boyfriend, I Guarantee By The Time You Step Out Of That Shower, Your Breasts Will Be Sparkling Clean.

I Had A Lot Of Depression As A Kid.

I First Did Stand-up When I Was 17, And Then I Passed Out Fliers For A Comedy Club (in New York City) And I Got Onstage Whenever I Could. And Musical Theater Went Out The Window As Soon As I Started Doing Stand-up.

I Tend To Be More Arrogant On Stage. Far More Ignorant. I Sometimes Say What I Think And Sometimes Say The Opposite Of What I Think And The Lines Get Blurred, But I Can Only Hope That Some Kind Of Absolute Power Transcends.

Comics Who Grew Up Surviving Their Childhood By Being Able To Be The First One To Make The Joke About Their Weight Or Their Hairy Arms - Like Me - Whatever They're Insecure About, Whatever They're Apologizing For, That Becomes Their Strength.