I Had A Lot Of Depression As

I'd Rather Have A Girl Exposed To Me Than 25 Women In Prom Dresses Vying For A Stranger.

The Audience Works As Such A Mob. They Either All Laugh Or All Don't Laugh, And, You Know, Changes From Audience To Audience.

The Reason The Rest Of Us Remember, Like, When John Lennon Died, Is Because It's A Moment When Adrenaline Is Surging.

I Think Maybe I Became Funny Because As A Kid, I Was A Jew In A Town Of No Jews, And Being Funny Just Instinctively Came About As A Way To Put People At Ease Around Me.

I Don't Really Like Saying "the Gays"... I'm Not Sure Why. I Suppose I Say "the Jews." But I Don't Say "the Blacks." I Guess Because I'm A Jew For All Intents And Purposes And To Group People Together Of Which I Am Not One In Such A Casual Way Feels Disrespectful.