I Don't Wanna Wrestle Big Show Tonight

Thou Fail To Perceive Mineself!

I Haven't Backed Down From A Fight In My Life, And I Won't Start Tonight.

A Lot Of The Stuff That I Say Doesn't Even Make Tv Because It Gets Cut Out. So If You're At The Live Events You Get To Hear What I Have To Say, But If You're Watching On Tv, You're Only Getting About 50% Of It.

There's No Way I Can Tag Team With Randy Orton; He Just Wears Too Much Baby Oil!

Son Of A Mustard Sandwich, That Ends Tonight!