I Don't Think There Are Any Men

You Have To Have Been A Republican To Know How Good It Is To Be A Democrat.

The Children Have Been A Wonderful Gift To Me, And I'm Thankful To Have Once Again Seen Our World Through Their Eyes. They Restore My Faith In The Family's Future.

[on Hillary Rodham Clinton:] She Always Looks So Adorable, And She's Intrepid; She's The Biggest Bargain America Ever Got, Bigger Than That Louisiana Purchase From My French Friends.

The Trouble With Me Is That I'm An Outsider. And That's A Very Hard Thing To Be In American Life.

You Are About To Have Your First Experience With A Greek Lunch. I Will Kill You If You Pretend To Like It.