I Don't Think Of Myself As Funny

Talking To My Wife, We Stare At Each Other, Saying, 'how Is This Happening? Why Is This Happening? Why Now?' It's Nothing I Ever Aspired To.

Being A Leading Man... That's Like Saying I Want To Be Astronaut. That's Not Going To Happen.

Oh, I So Don't Care About The Podium At The Oscars. I've Stood At The Podium At The Oscars And That's Close Enough. To Be A Presenter Is As Close As I Need To Be.

Relationships Shouldn't Be Disposable. If There's Something Worth Saving - Not Always The Case, Some Relationships Are Irreconcilable - But If There Is Something That You Determine Is Worth Saving, Then Try To Do That.

You Project A Version Of Yourself To The Public To Protect And Insulate Yourself A Little Bit. Actors Come Up With A Version Of Themselves In Order To Protect The Real Person.