I Don't Think My Parents Liked Me.

I'd Call Him A Sadistic, Hippophilic Necrophile, But That Would Be Beating A Dead Horse.

You'll Find As You Go Through Life That Great Depth And Smoldering Sensuality Don't Always Win.

If You Want To Make God Laugh, Tell Him About Your Plans.

Once Munching Has Begun, Schopenhauer Held, The Human Will Cannot Resist Further Munching, And The Result Is A Universe With Crumbs Over Everything.

90 Per Cent Of Success Is Turning Up.