My Lord, My Lord! What Hath Thou

If You Don't Fail Now And Again, It's A Sign You're Playing It Safe.

Sex Is The Most Fun You Can Have Without Laughing.

My Films Are Misinterpreted All The Time. I Don't Mind That. Everybody's Films Are Misinterpreted. But There's No Malice Or Stupidity In The People That Misinterpret Them. You Know What You Do, But Someone Else Sees It, And They Want To Talk About It Or Write About It, And So They Misinterpret Them.

Not Only Is There No God, But Try Finding A Plumber On Sunday.

How Wrong Emily Dickinson Was! Hope Is Not "the Thing With Feathers." The Thing With Feathers Has Turned Out To Be My Nephew. I Must Take Him To A Specialist In Zurich.