I Don't Think Metallica Sits Around All

Wayne Brady, I Don’t Understand Why People Keep Joking That You’re Not Black. Wayne Brady, You Are Black. After All, I Only Remember You For All The Years You Played An Uppity Slave On ‘who’s Line Is It Anyway?’.

Tom Cruise's Pre-nup Lets Him Keep His Money, The Kids And Katie Holmes.

Every Comic Went Through Their Mitch Hedberg Phase - The Glasses, The Hair In The Face - And You Knew Immediately When They Were Doing It.

Mike Tyson, What Can I Say About You That Hasn’t Already Been The Title Of A Richard Pryor Album?

I Could See Myself Adopting A Kid Someday. But, Obviously, I'd Prefer It To Be Aborted.