I Don't Think I'm Singing. I Feel

The Only Reason They're Out There Is To See Me Fall Into The Damn Orchestra Pit.

Sometimes It's Worse To Win A Fight Than To Lose.

And When You're Poor, You Grow Up Fast.

There's No Damn Business Like Show Business - You Have To Smile To Keep From Throwing Up.

In This Country Kings Or Dukes Don't Amount To Nothing. The Greatest Man Around Then Was Franklin D. Roosevelt, And He Was The President; So I Started Calling Lester The President. It Got Shortened To Pres.