I've Been Told That Nobody Sings The

Love Is Like A Faucet, It Turns Off And On.

The Only Reason They're Out There Is To See Me Fall Into The Damn Orchestra Pit.

A Kiss That Is Never Tasted, Is Forever And Ever Wasted.

In This Country Kings Or Dukes Don't Amount To Nothing. The Greatest Man Around Then Was Franklin D. Roosevelt, And He Was The President; So I Started Calling Lester The President. It Got Shortened To Pres.

I Never Had A Chance To Play With Dolls Like Other Kids. I Started Working When I Was Six Years Old.