I Don't Think I'll Ever Act Again.

The Terrible Beauty Is That In The Brotherhood Of Golf We Are All The Same - Certifiable.

Scotland Should Be Nothing Less Than Equal With All The Other Nations Of The World.

I've Never Really Fancied Mexican Food. A Taco Rather Minds Me Of A Puncture Outfit.

The Great Jack Nicklaus Summed Things Up Neatly During A Charity Match On The Old Course At St. Andrews Where He And I Were Playing Against Ben Crenshaw And Glen Campbell. I Asked Him What He Considered To Be The Most Important Factor To Overcome In The Game Of Golf. His Reply, "it's An Unfair Game."

There's One Major Difference Between James Bond And Me. He Is Able To Sort Out Problems!