I Don't Think Anything Predated Christians.

When I Planned My Wedding The First Time, My Ex-husband And I, We Were Both Struggling Comics. I Had A Tv Show That Had Gotten Cancelled. Basically, I Rented A Wedding Gown; The Reception Hall Smelled Like Feet.

The Thing I Want To Really Say Is That I Still Mess Up. I Still Go Out There And Say Things On Tv That I Know The Lord Is Like, 'sherri What Are You Doing?' But I Know I Can Go Back And Get On My Knees And Say, 'lord Forgive Me.' I Know He Will Never Leave Me Nor Forsake Me. The Wonderful Thing Is He Answers My Prayers In Spite Of Me.

My Sisters Have Been Baptized And My Dad Is A Deacon At His Church Now. Sadly My Mother Passed Away But What I Can Say Is That The Jehovah Witnesses Took Very Good Care Of Her Up Until She Died.

My Husband, Sal, And I Put Date Nights On The Calendar Once A Week. I Know That Doesn't Sound Romantic, But Otherwise It Won't Get Done.

For My First Wedding, I Cried All The Way Down The Aisle. My Fake Eyelash Came Off. My Nose Was Red. My Eyes Were Swollen. I'm Not One Of Those Pretty Criers.