I Don't Smoke Pot Or Cigarettes, So

It Is A Great Rush To Come Up With A Joke That Gets A Good Response From The Audience. It's Gold!

Saturday Night Live Was A Show That I Never Thought I Would Be On, Because I Didn't Do Sketch Comedy And I Didn't Do Impressions. I Was A Stand-up.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

I Really Like To Read When I'm Eating - 'the New York Times' Or The 'wall Street Journal,' Paper Version.

A Whole Generation Of People That Didn't Know Me From 'snl' Recognize Me From 'weeds' Now. People Recognize Me Once In A While And Appreciate The Work. It Gets A Little Embarrassing But It's Good. If You Work As An Accountant, You Don't Have People Coming Up To You In The Streets Saying, 'hey, Great Job On Tax Statements!'