I Don't Slam Doors In People's Faces,

I Was In A Play In Elementary School And Had To Jump Up And Run Away. I Was Nervous And Tripped And Fell Down And Everyone Laughed. Their Laughter Made Me Relax, So I Pretended It Was Part Of The Show.

I'm Proud To Be From Philadelphia.

I Loved It, But Had To Forget About Acting After Elementary School Because It Was The Sort Of Thing You Just Didn't Do In My Rough Neighborhood.

I Don't Slam Doors In People's Faces, And I'm Not A Bigot.

Making People Laugh Was Automatic.