I Don't Rock For Cancer. I Rock

I See Friends Who Are In Different Genres Of Music, And They Say They're So Burnt Playing The Same Stuff Every Night. That's Why You See A Country Act Wanting To Go Out And Play An Old Classic Rock Song. But What Cracks Me Up Is That They All Want To Be Jimmy Buffett. I Can't Figure That Out.

There's Always A Justin Bieber. Ever Since I've Been Around, There's Always Been One Of Him.

If I Was President Of The Good Old U.s.a., I'd Turn The Churches Into Strip Clubs And Watch The Whole World Pray.

I Hold The Key To My Own Success! (you Do Too!)

Live For The Moments You Can't Put Into Words