There's Always A Justin Bieber. Ever Since

I'm Single And Loving It. It Is Always Weird Talking About That Stuff. When Someone Is Talking About Who They Are Going Out With, I Am Always Like, Who Cares? Talk About Your Music Or Something.

If I Was President Of The Good Old U.s.a., I'd Turn The Churches Into Strip Clubs And Watch The Whole World Pray.

You Know, I Guess There's Enough Information Out There To Support That I'm A Crazy, Wild Dude And Rock And Roll And This, That And The Other. And There's Enough Information To Support That, You Know, I'm A Single Father, That, You Know, Has Been A Pretty Standup Guy In His Community And Pretty Private About That Stuff. But It's On Both Sides.

I Never Said I Wanted To Be Around For A Long Time. I Always Said I Wanted To Be Here For A Good Time.

I Bought A Book Of Mark Twain Quotes. That's About My Speed. I'll Read A Couple Quotes And Put It Down.