I Don't Regret Anything I've Ever Done.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.

. . . Children - Not Kids. Kids Are Goats. I've Always Spoken Of My Children As Children.

When I Open A Refrigerator Door And The Light Goes On, I Want To Perform.

When I Was 19 Years Old, I Was The Number One Star Of The World For Two Years. When I Was 40, Nobody Wanted Me.