I Don't Pick The Roles. Your Agent

Hollywood Has Unfortunately Become A Memory. It's Nothing But A Sign On The Side Of A Hill.

The Film The Last Temptation Of Christ, No Matter What Its Defenders Say, Was A Slap In The Face To Christians Everywhere.

I'll Never Make Another Hardy Picture . . . I'm Fed Up With These Dopey, Insipid Parts. How Long Can A Guy Play A Jerk Kid? I'm 27 Years Old. I've Been Divorced Once And Separated From My Second Wife. I Have Two Boys Of My Own. I Spent Almost Two Years In The Army. It's Time Judge Hardy Went Out And Bought Me A Double-breasted Suit.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

Women Liked Me Because I Made Them Laugh.