I Don't Need To Know Where The

I'm Only Going One Way.

What The Hell Has Hoover Got To Do With It? Besides, I Had A Better Year Than He Did.

Reading Isn't Good For A Ballplayer. Not Good For His Eyes. If My Eyes Went Bad Even A Little Bit I Couldn't Hit Home Runs. So I Gave Up Reading.

If I'd Just Tried For Them Dinky Singles I Could've Batted Around .600.

Gee, Its Lonesome In The Outfield. It's Hard To Keep Awake With Nothing To Do.