I Don't Need A President With A

I'm A Nerd. I'm A Little Guy... The Last Guy You'd Expect In A Romantic Movie.

I Think It's Better To Have Ideas.

A Comedian Has To Live In His Head. All This Comedy Comes From A Lonely Place. When You're Surrounded By An Entourage, You're Not Living In Your Head.

Actually, I Think All Addiction Starts With Soda. Every Junkie Did Soda First. But No One Counts That. Maybe They Should. The Soda Connection Is Clear. Why Isn't A Presidential Commission Looking Into This? Or At Least Some Guys From The National Carbonation Council.

Everything's Funny - In The Right Context And Done By The Right Person.