I Don't Make Culture. I Sell It.

Jet Lag Is For Amateurs.

If You Want To Stay Young-looking, Pick Your Parents Very Carefully.

Success Is Finding Something You Love To Do, Getting Paid To Do It And Finding Someone To Share It With.

It's Rare When An Artist's Talent Can Touch An Entire Generation Of People. It's Even Rarer When That Same Influence Affects Several Generations. Elvis Made An Imprint On The World Of Pop Music Unequaled By Any Other Single Performer.

Humor Is Always Based On A Modicum Of Truth. Have You Ever Heard A Joke About A Father-in-law?