I'm A Survivor In A Business That

It's Rare When An Artist's Talent Can Touch An Entire Generation Of People. It's Even Rarer When That Same Influence Affects Several Generations. Elvis Made An Imprint On The World Of Pop Music Unequaled By Any Other Single Performer.

Age Ain't Got Nothing To Do With How Old You Are.

Humor Is Always Based On A Modicum Of Truth. Have You Ever Heard A Joke About A Father-in-law?

Music Is The Soundtrack Of Your Life.

Jet Lag Is For Amateurs.