I Don't Like Top Hats, White Ties,

Slippery Stages Were The Terror Of My Life.

There Comes A Day When People Begin To Say, 'why Doesn't That Old Duffer Retire?' I Want To Get Out While They're Still Saying Astaire Is A Hell Of A Dancer.

Can't Act. Can't Sing. Slightly Bald. Can Dance A Little.

Some People Seem To Think That Good Dancers Are Born, But All The Good Dancers I Have Known Are Taught Or Trained.

People Think I Was Born In Top Hat And Tails.