Can't Act. Can't Sing. Slightly Bald. Can

The Unpadded Shoulders, The Three-buttoned Long And Boxy Coat, The Too-short, Thin Pants, And The Thin Ties With Striped Buttoned Shirts In Dark Colors-well, I Suppose This May Go Very Well With Some Personalities But It's Not For Me. To Me, All Such Look Like Tv Producers. Maybe They Want To.

I'm Just A Hoofer With A Spare Set Of Tails.

There Comes A Day When People Begin To Say, 'why Doesn't That Old Duffer Retire?' I Want To Get Out While They're Still Saying Astaire Is A Hell Of A Dancer.

Dancing Is A Sweat Job.

We Attend To His Later Performances As A Dramatic Actor With Respect, But Watching The Nondancing, Nonsinging Astaire Is Like Watching A Grounded Skylark.