I Don't Know What Humor Is.

Prohibition Is Better Than No Liquor At All.

There Is Not A Man In The Country That Can't Make A Living For Himself And Family. But He Can't Make A Living For Them And His Government, Too, The Way His Government Is Living. What The Government Has Got To Do Is Live As Cheap As The People

Too Many People Spend Money They Haven't Earned To Buy Things They Don't Want To Impress People They Don't Like.

If You Live Right, Death Is A Joke To You As Far As Fear Is Concerned.

Being A Hero Is About The Shortest-lived Profession On Earth.