I Don't Know What Humor Is.

The Only Time People Dislike Gossip Is When You Gossip About Them.

In The Middle West Now You Got To Put A Brand On Your Soil, Then In The Spring Go On A Round-up Looking For It.

Work To Make A Living; Serve To Make A Life.

Conferences Are Just Like The Poor And The Democrats, They Will Always Be With Us.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison.