I Don't Know Really, It Doesn't Feel

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.

I'm A Terrible Sort Of Non-fussy Eater, Really. I Don't Like Posh Food Very Much, And The More Ingredients Something's Got In It, The Less I Tend To Like It.

I Took My Husband To The Hospital Yesterday To Have 17 Stitches Out - That'll Teach Him To Buy Me A Sewing Kit For My Birthday.

Madness Isn't Altogether A Bad Thing In Comedy.

If I Am Totally Honest, I Would Have To Say That ''allo 'allo!' Was Not My Cup Of Tea, Even Though Lots Of People Loved It. For That Reason, I Find Comedy Fascinating. There Is A Huge Difference Between What People Find Funny.