I Don't Know Karate, But I Know

I'd Rather Be Jack Be Smart, Than Jack Be Quick. Watch Out For The Man With The Big Fat Licking Stick.

I Don't Know Karate, But I Know Ka-razy!

I Want To Say To You: Help Yourself, So You Can Help Someone Else.

I Used To Play One Job And Have 125 Pair Of Shoes On The Floor. What Was I Doing? I Couldn't Wear But One Pair.

It Doesn't Matter How You Travel It, It's The Same Road. It Doesn't Get Any Easier When You Get Bigger, It Gets Harder. And It Will Kill You If You Let It.