I Don't Know Karate, But I Know

I Only Got A Seventh-grade Education, But I Have A Doctorate In Funk, And I Like To Put That To Good Use

My Expectations Of Other People, I Double Them On Myself.

When I'm On Stage, I'm Trying To Do One Thing: Bring People Joy. Just Like Church Does. People Don't Go To Church To Find Trouble, They Go There To Lose It.

For Goodness Sake, Look At Those Cakes.

I'm Twice As Old, But I Feel Good.