I Don't Know, I'm Not In Shape

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

If The Fans Don’t Wanna Come Out To The Ballpark, No One Can Stop ‘em.

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

It's Like Deja-vu, All Over Again.

Losing Is A Learning Experience. It Teaches You Humility. It Teaches You To Work Harder. It's Also A Powerful Motivator.