I Don't Know How I Got Over

Lobbyists Have More Offices In Washington Than The President. You See, The President Only Tells Congress What They Should Do. Lobbyists Tell'em What They Will Do.

The Only Thing That Can Stop Hair From Falling ... Is The Floor.

If We Took Congress Seriously, We Would Be Worrying All The Time.

Millions And Millions Of People Don't Pay An Income Tax, Because They Don't Earn Enough To Pay On One, But You Pay A Land Tax Whether It Ever Did Or Ever Will Earn You A Penny. You Should Pay On Things That You Buy Outside Of Bare Necessities. I Think This Sales Tax Is The Best Tax We Have Had In Years.

A Country Can Get More Real Joy Out Of Just Hollering For Their Freedom Than They Can If They Get It.