I Don't Just Try To Be Funny.

Time Goes By At Such A Pace,it's Funny How It's Easy To Forget Her Face

We Are, In The Comics, The Last Frontier Of Good, Wholesome Family Humor And Entertainment.

I Didn't Always Spell My Name Bil. My Parents Named Me Bill, But When I Started Drawing Cartoons On The Wall, They Knocked The 'l' Out Of Me.

Today Is A Gift Of God, Which Is Why We Call It The Present.

In Roslyn, Pennsylvania, We Started Our Real-life Family Circus. They Provided The Inspiration For My Cartoons. I Provided The Perspiration.