I Don't Have A Gun, But If

Look At All The Minorities Around Here! I'm The Only Majority.

I Don't Stop Eating When I'm Full. The Meal Isn't Over When I'm Full. It's Over When I Hate Myself.

It's Kind Of Awkward To Eat Alone In A Restaurant Because Everybody's Looking At Me.

Anytime You See A Bit Where Some Stranger Does Something To Me, It's Me.

You Can't Cancel My Stand-up Tours. It's Impossible. There's Too Many Separate Bosses. There Is No 'bosses.'