If I Owned A Network, I Would

How Do Women Still Go Out With Guys, When You Consider The Fact That There Is No Greater Threat To Women Than Men? We're The Number One Threat To Women. Globally And Historically, We're The Number One Cause Of Injury And Mayhem To Women... You Know What Our Number One Threat Is? Heart Disease.

Perception Is Created And Twisted So Quickly.

What Happens After You Die? Lot's Of Things Happen After You Die - They Just Don't Involve You

To Me, Art Supplies Are Always Okay To Buy.

Breaking Records Is Not Something You Expect To Be Doing. That's Like A Sports Thing, It's Not Usually A Comedy And Writing Thing.