I Don't Go To Bed Every Night

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

Singles Hitters Drive Fords. Home-run Hitters Drive Cadillacs.

Jay Z Got Cano A Big Raise, But He Got Him An Extra 30-day Vacation - And It's Called October.

Once You Accept Defeat, It Becomes Ease To Lose. If Defeat Comes, Face It And Take It, But Don't Accept It.

You Know, Baseball's Not Stupid. Baseball Does What The Fans Want, Usually.