I Don't Get Embarrassed.

I'm Just Honest About The Things I Believe In. For Instance, I Went To A Past-life Regressionist, And He Told Me That In My Past Life I Was Assassinated. I'm Pretty Sure That I Was Jfk In My Past Life.

I Think People Can Stand To Take Themselves Just A Little Less Seriously. I'm Fighting The War Against Pretension.

You're An Animal, You Live, Maybe This One Time Is Your Lifetime - Go There. Who Cares What Somebody Else Thinks?

I Went Through Awkward, Chubby, Total Weirdo Phases.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.