I Don't Feel I'm Even Worthy Of

I Love Chicken. I Would Eat Chicken Fingers On Thanksgiving If It Were Socially Acceptable.

I Think People Have This "it Can't Hurt To Ask" Mentality, Which Is True On Some Level. I Get Comics Like, "hey, Will You Look At These Videos Of Me On Myspace?" I Was Like, "well, Who's Gonna Benefit From That? What If I Don't Like You?" No, I'm Gonna Write To A Stranger And Say, "hi. You Like Me, And I Don't Like You. And Now I Feel Bad When I Didn't Need To Feel Bad, Because You Put Me On The Spot." Or Like, "can I Open For You?" Well, I've Never Seen You Work, So No. I Certainly Made Awkward Mistakes When I Was Starting Out, And They're Just Trying To Have A Career.

If I'm At A Party And Someone Puts On A Blues Brothers Tape, I Tend To Go Nuts.

I Like Pens. My Writing Is So Amazing There's Never A Need To Erase

People In New York Love Having Roof Parties.