I Don't Feel I'm Even Worthy Of

I Mean, I've Always Had Scattered Interests, But I Never Went On Stage To Get An Agent Or Anything Like That

I Think People Have This "it Can't Hurt To Ask" Mentality, Which Is True On Some Level. I Get Comics Like, "hey, Will You Look At These Videos Of Me On Myspace?" I Was Like, "well, Who's Gonna Benefit From That? What If I Don't Like You?" No, I'm Gonna Write To A Stranger And Say, "hi. You Like Me, And I Don't Like You. And Now I Feel Bad When I Didn't Need To Feel Bad, Because You Put Me On The Spot." Or Like, "can I Open For You?" Well, I've Never Seen You Work, So No. I Certainly Made Awkward Mistakes When I Was Starting Out, And They're Just Trying To Have A Career.

I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

I Mean, I Guess I Started During The Comedy Boom, So It Was Literally Like, On Sunday You Could Decide You Wanted To Be A Comic, And On Monday, You Could Be On Stage

Anyone Who Bombs Is My Friend.