I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

There Are Certain Things That Are Probably Too Mean. I Don't Particularly Like Fat Jokes. Those Kind Of Bother Me. But I Guess What I Was Trying To Say Is, If I Said I Would Never Laugh At This, You Could Probably Dig Around And Find A Situation Where I Did Laugh. I Try Not To Be A Hypocrite With That One. I Find When There's A Controversy About Someone Saying Something Offensive, I Usually Take The Angle Of, "well, I Don't Know If That Was Offensive; It Just Wasn't Funny." I Generally Don't Gasp, "oh My God!" I Think People Have Been Getting Raked Over The Coals Lately.

I'm Particularly Proud Of My Reluctance To Share My Dreams With Anyone.

I Wasn't As Nervous As I Thought I Would Be When I Started

If You See Me At A Restaurant, Blow Me A Kiss, Wave, Blow Me Another Kiss, Then Walk Five Steps Backward.

I Want To Release Another Cd This Year, Finish Writing A Screenplay, And Make Another Short Film